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  7. Ocean City

    in Events, Gatherings, & Rallys

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    Who is staying @73th street there is a blue Sss.

     

    Sent from my DROIDX

    I'm gonna probably be heading down after work tommorow depending on how bad work is tommorow. Might need to shower and clean up before I go. I'll call you guys when I get on the road. I'll pick up anything on the way of you guys need stuff.

  12. Text Msg'S For Seniors.

    in Off-Topic/General

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    ATD - At The Doctors...

     

    BFF - Best Friend Fell...

     

    BTW - Bring the Wheelchair...

     

    BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth...

     

    FWIW - Forgot Where I Was...

     

    GGPBL - Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low...

     

    IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On...

     

    LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out...

     

    OMMR - On My Massage Recliner.....

     

    OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas...

     

    ROFLACGU - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up

  22. Local Humour

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    Eastern Shore of Maryland Declares War on the USA .

    President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

    "Hello, President Obama?" a heavily accented easter shore voice said.

    "This is Skip, down here at Skip's Crab Shack, in Crisfield, and I am callin' to tell ya' ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

     

    "Well Skip," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

     

    "Right now," said Skip, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Gordon's. That makes eight!"

     

    Barack paused. "I must tell you Skip that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

     

    "Wow," said Skip. "I'll have to call ya back!"

     

    Sure enough, the next day, Skip called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

     

    "And what equipment would that be Skip?" Barack asked.

     

    "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor and one hundred crab boats."

     

    President Obama sighed, "I must tell you Skip, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

     

    "Lord above", said Skip, "I'll be getting back to ya."

     

    Sure enough, Skip called again the next day. President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

     

    "I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

    Well, sir," said Skip, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over bev'ridges, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."

     

    EASTERN SHORE CONFIDENCE CAN'T BE SHAKEN

    If you are a REAL Eastern Shoreman, you won't even need to be told to pass this on.

    GOD BLESS THE EASTERN SHORE OF MARYLAND

    God bless and protect us, our Constitution and our Republic!

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