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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track

a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps

in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.

Maybe we should give them each a cow.

 

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.

Why don't we just give them ours?

It was written by a lot of really smart Guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're

not using it anymore.

 

TEN COMMANDMENTS

Want to know the real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and

"Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!

It creates a hostile working environment

 

 

FYI-I will hopefully be in law school soon-I have nothing against lawyers & judges! :)

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Aspen..... If your going to Law School..... You better be playing for the "Good Side" when you graduate ..... not one of those bad Defense Atty's we all talk about.............

 

Funny stuff........

 

:thumbs::rollin::thumbs:

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they should give them cows to track, i agree. the world has more use for cows...

 

 

if they write new important documents for them i wonder if there will be arabs asking other arabs for their habib achkmed (ala' john hancock)...

 

 

it's a good thing there are only 10 comandments. everytime i get near a church i'm afraid of catching on fire...

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Aspen.....  If your going to Law School.....  You better be playing for the "Good Side" when you graduate .....  not one of those bad Defense Atty's we all talk about.............

 

Funny stuff........

 

:thumbs:  :rollin:  :thumbs:

 

 

Yeah...about that....

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