Aspentaylor Posted January 20, 2005 Report Posted January 20, 2005 I am not a wife so this does not bother me! If I was I would be yelling FASTER! A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the f**ing car."
KoTToN Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 oh man i gotta print that out and give it to the gf
hot rod truck Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 Thankfully, my wife doesn't do that anymore. I cured her on a high speed run. When she started, I just reminded her we were cruising at 120+ and she could b!&ch at me later, that I am really kinda busy right now. She caught on real quick how to be a spotter/navigator. Damn Chicago traffic, last years Power Tour .
Cobb Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 thats when the brakes and the dash come in handy, really that the only time they would ever needed to be used
slimsoftball Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 Great one Aspen. Of course my wife just rolled her eyes and said "whatever" Guys, I don't think they even realize they do it.
Aspentaylor Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Posted January 21, 2005 Great one Aspen. Of course my wife just rolled her eyes and said "whatever" Guys, I don't think they even realize they do it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanx Next time you're in the SS-roll your eyes and hit the gas
slimsoftball Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 Great one Aspen. Of course my wife just rolled her eyes and said "whatever" Guys, I don't think they even realize they do it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanx Next time you're in the SS-roll your eyes and hit the gas <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I try not to really nail the gas to much. I get tired of having to search for everything that flew out from the front console and landed under the back seat. You know the funny thing is when she is driving it, she is way harder on it that I am. I have people tell me they see her hot rodding around in my truck all the time.
Aspentaylor Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Posted January 21, 2005 Great one Aspen. Of course my wife just rolled her eyes and said "whatever" Guys, I don't think they even realize they do it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanx Next time you're in the SS-roll your eyes and hit the gas <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I try not to really nail the gas to much. I get tired of having to search for everything that flew out from the front console and landed under the back seat. You know the funny thing is when she is driving it, she is way harder on it that I am. I have people tell me they see her hot rodding around in my truck all the time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's awesome! Its funny-I got tired of all my crap falling everywhere too Especially when I have my laptop in there. Oops! Ever since I traded my 00 silverado in for the SS I have become a faster and more aggresive driver. I can't help it-I just want to speed now
misterp Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 I am not a wife so this does not bother me! If I was I would be yelling FASTER! A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the f**ing car." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think I'm going to use that one in the future... Mr. P.
04CHASE Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 thats going on the fridge . Good One taylor you seem to be the gossip around these parts and alot of guys appreciate it
Posi12Bolt Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 although mine doesn't ever say a word when I'm driving, I do get the bracing against the door and floorboard for a sudden stop....hahaha....I know she wants to say something!!!!
jboyd2004 Posted January 21, 2005 Report Posted January 21, 2005 although mine doesn't ever say a word when I'm driving, I do get the bracing against the door and floorboard for a sudden stop....hahaha....I know she wants to say something!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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