Aspentaylor Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Enjoy! * I believe no problem is so large or so difficult ... that it can't be blamed on somebody else. * A journey of a thousand miles begins with ... a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. * People who live in glass houses ... shouldn't cavort nude on top of the piano doing gorilla impersonations. * It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown, ... and fewer still to ignore someone completely. * I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows... And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and... * Follow your dream! ... Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill. * If you don't like my driving, ... don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them. * If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek... Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. * Into every life some rain must fall... Usually when your car windows are down. * A man's best friend is his dog... That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper. * If I won the lottery,... I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first. * I don't know about art, ... but I know what makes me say, "$2000 for that piece of junk?! Are you nuts?!" * Somewhere, over the rainbow... that's where the airline will find my luggage. * This land is your land. This land is my land... So stay on your land. * Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up. I've found a sure way to relieve office stress: Step 1: take a deep breath; Step 2: count to 10; Step 3: set the boss's wastebasket on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Happiness is; Running 11's in the quartermile!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Happiness is; Running 11's in the quartermile!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> with a stock tranny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davechevyss Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 taylor, i see that your education is going to good use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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