Buyfire Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 i lifted these off another site i visit. thought it was worth posting. enjoy CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zippy Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 ah, the classic humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevySSandChevy8.1 Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Those are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backinblack Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 couple more... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Man who jerks off in cash register comes into money Woman who falls on dead rooster goes down on limp cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Man with itchy a$$hole who eats Cheetos before bed wake up with orange a$$hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixergizmo Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 I love the midget one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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