misterp Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 My Inbox is flooded with spam about gas prices and illegal immigrants... to boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since the ideas proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc are all I have chosen to solve these problems as they affect me; it solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I'm hiring illegal immigrants to push my truck - they're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle's03SilveradoSS Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Hire some for me too I bet my immigrants can push my truck faster than your immigrants can push yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I bet my immigrants can push my truck faster than your immigrants can push yours. ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04CHASE Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 maybe you can teach them to whistle like a blower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 they should make a comercial like that... I would laugh my ass off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaotik1 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Thats damn awesome!!! Imma buy a few as well.. Wait. Is it wrong to buy them? What are the wages for such a task? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitches040 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I'm hiring illegal immigrants to push my truck - they're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Mr. P. Lucky Bastard!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posi12Bolt Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimB Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I almost pissed my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSThunder Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I heard KY immigrants add more HP We grow'em big in the south lol If you want boost just feed them some beans and away you go...no lag at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle's03SilveradoSS Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Anyone heard the joke: Why does Mexico always suck in the summer olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in the U.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC3 Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I almost pissed my pants <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think I may have peed mine a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSThunder Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Price of oil is up today on supply worries even though inventories rose last week Here's the article link: gas prices suck...but will continue to rise for no real reason I wonder what kind of logic goes into this? The real price of oil doesn't have anything to do with supply and demand anymore. Iran hasn't done anything to the oil they export but just because they don't like us and say bad things, the price of oil continues to rise. I guess fear runs the oil market these days. On a good note-I continue to buy mods so I can go faster and use more gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Price of oil is up today on supply worries even though inventories rose last week Here's the article link: gas prices suck...but will continue to rise for no real reason I wonder what kind of logic goes into this? The real price of oil doesn't have anything to do with supply and demand anymore. Iran hasn't done anything to the oil they export but just because they don't like us and say bad things, the price of oil continues to rise. I guess fear runs the oil market these days. On a good note-I continue to buy mods so I can go faster and use more gas The price of oil doesn't rise of fall for no good reason - it's now being set almost entirely on speculation. If an open conflict does break out over Iran all OPEC nations will be affected; even if Iraq or UAE or Saudis wanted to sell us their oil there would be no guarantee that the Persian Gulf would remain safe enough to assure they could sail the loaded tankers out of there. If the Persian Gulf becomes a hostile shipping lane the effect on the US would be the same or worse than the OPEC action of 1973 and that's got investors a bit worried. Mr. P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionRaceWorks Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Since no one else will say it.. and Carlos Mencia isn't around.. MPB Miles per Beaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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