WI_Dave Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife, a successful tax accountant, suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "Darling," she says, "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The husband says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases his speed to 45 mph. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," she says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a far better lover than you are." Again the husband stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. The wife confidently says, "I want the house." The husband knows she has the skill to get the upper hand in a divorce proceeding. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," she continues. Now it’s 65 mph. "And," she says, "I want the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the business." The husband veers the car towards a massive concrete bridge. Understandably, this makes the wife nervous, so she asks him: "Is there anything you want?!!" The husband at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." he says. "Oh, really?" she says with derision. "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the husband turns to her and smiles. "The airbag." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox_forma Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Thats pretty good <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now, if it was really that easy ... that would be so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaotik1 Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Damn!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSport Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Speaking of marriage, did you guys hear about the 3 rings of marriage. Engagement ring Wedding ring Suffer-ring I know kinda lame but, whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePDB Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Speaking of marriage, did you guys hear about the 3 rings of marriage. Engagement ring Wedding ring Suffer-ring I know kinda lame but, whatever <{POST_SNAPBACK}> haha, i was going to post that as well. That has to be soooo true- no wonder I'm not married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS04SS Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 (edited) Now thats funny .. I can relate to that after being married twice now.. : Edited July 6, 2006 by BILLS04SS (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted July 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 What kind of food shuts off a woman's sex drive? Wedding cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 What kind of food shuts off a woman's sex drive? Wedding cake <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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