tawss04 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 >One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides >to take a nap. >Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat >out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. > >Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman >and says, >"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, >(thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," >he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at >any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, >I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I >haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you >have all the equipment. For all I know you could >start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. > >MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. >It's likely she can also think. Highly unlikely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Highly unlikely <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 You are just a comedian today, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted July 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Highly unlikely <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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