ThePDB Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke Without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a lit tle kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked," Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliChevyV8 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Hahahahaha ewww That would suck if your chick got nailed by her dad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcskandlss Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 7/10... dropped a few points because that is GROSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adams2003 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Damn that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 7/10... dropped a few points because that is GROSS <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Now thats f-ed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalms02 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I just threw up!!! ....no seriously a little bit came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Damn that was funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 lmao...serves the sneaky wife right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 thats a good one... thats funny right there i dont care who you are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
67camaro02 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 thats a good one... thats funny right there i dont care who you are.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF-03-SS Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Didn't see that coming....Ewww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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