foxySS Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Dear Rick, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair on either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Rick included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note. Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f--- you are. Please take your picture from the pile , and send the rest back to me. Take care, Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z4pp Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 LOL THATS SO FUNNY, I'm going to do that if im ever in that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 THAT man should be president!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adams2003 Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Man that is some funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sswolfpac Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 NICE!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Man that is some funny shit. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thats some inspiration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 I've heard that one before. Still a great joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Man that is some funny shit. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssfromsd Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 cuz we dont love dem hoez... Can i get a HELL YEAH!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 cuz we dont love dem hoez... Can i get a HELL YEAH!?!?!I say biatch betta ack rite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
67camaro02 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 That's f'ing priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon1178 Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 i needed that laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Thats a nice damn rebound. Imagine the look on her face if he stuck a picture of a 400-500 pounder in the pile? She'd probably !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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