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15 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman

 

15. A beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer

14. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer

13. A beer wont get upset when you come home and have beer on your breath

12. You dont have to wine and dine a beer

11. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head

10. Hangovers go away

09. When youre finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents

08. You dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good

07. A beer always goes down easy

06. You can share a beer with your friends

05. Beer is always wet

04. A frigid beer is a good beer

03. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty

 

 

 

02. You can enjoy a beer all month long

 

 

 

AND FINALLY.....The number 1 reason why a beer is better than a woman...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

01. You always know when you're first to pop a beer :thumbs:

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