tawss04 Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called! : Court room Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsJac Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Isnt that true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Good 1!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymoney Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 O so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcskandlss Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 MAN that is SO true... I hope to stay at #2 or heck i would even settle for #3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 O so true. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sswolfpac Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 words of wisdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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