bake90 Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 A Lady libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist) being held in Guantanamo Bay. She received back the following reply: The Pentagon Secretary of Defense Washington, D.C. 20016 Dear Concerned Citizen, Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Quaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington at both the White House and the Pentagon. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are Commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter. Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him. Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka -- over time. Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you put it? Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember, we'll be watching. Good luck! Cordially, your friend, Don Rumsfeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcskandlss Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 ahh man i would love to put cameras in their home and see someone take a terrorist home and see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psher481 Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 haha, thats too funny! some people are just dont get it, these guys are terrorists - so they need to be treated accordingly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 lol!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 haha, thats too funny! some people are just dont get it, these guys are terrorists - so they need to be treated accordingly... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, like a bullet to his damn head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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