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Not to advance on your co-workers....



A Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper Was down and his fly area is wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paperwork he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said "When you saw the garage door open did you see my Expedition parked in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said "No Boss, I didn't." "All I saw was a Mini Cooper with 2 flat tires."

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