21 fun things to do on an elevator!

[Posi12Bolt]

 

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and

muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

 

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"

incessantly.

 

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering

inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

 

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear

yours upside-down.

 

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the

wall, without getting off.

 

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the

doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by

themselves.

 

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm

handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

 

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that

it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the

shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

 

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and

then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

 

10. Meow occasionally.

 

11. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your

nose.

 

12. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the

side.

 

13. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce

"You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the

elevator.

 

14. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the

other passengers.

 

15. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is

that your beeper?"

 

16. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

 

17. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red

buttons.

 

18. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

 

19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and

announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal

space."

 

20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

 

21. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other

passengers.

[26dub_SS]

Thats funny...Imma try some of these!

[CoolBlueSS]

#8 cracked me up.

[04CHASE]

those are good, the meo wone reminds me of super troopers, meow which floor you going to??

[gixxerrider]

go with #2

[Jonmalibuss]

LOL they are all pretty damn good!

[montanass]

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"

incessantly.

 

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and

then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

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