kaotik1 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at the husband and asks the question: WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- dead silence -- HUSBAND: "Oh shit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealSS Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 haha, thats funny stuff. talk about foot in the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posi12Bolt Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 ouch...thats all bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Painfully funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Thats gotta sting a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 that sux, looks like the couch is his bed for awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Thats why I never say anything like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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