hot rod truck Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day Marilyn and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Marilyn called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. we came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. I now know what I'll be doing in those twilight years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BOB47 Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Need to try that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 That's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted November 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 ANOTHER VERSION SAME JOKE Love the Hillary '08 reference & doughnut eating Gestapo Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came d owntown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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drako Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Here you go hotrod http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...eoid=1368785043 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted November 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Classic stuff I have that saved on my computer... for some strange reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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