Cop Magnet Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 1. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 2. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 3. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 5. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 6. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 7. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 8. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 9. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 10. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 11. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 2. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.3. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 5. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 7. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> some of these have some truth to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 2. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 3. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 5. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 7. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> some of these have some truth to them <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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