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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and

says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and

I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.


"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.


We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're

sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your

sister in Chicago and tell her."


Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone "Like heck

they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls

Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting

divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother

back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO

YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says,

"they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."





I'm sure this is recycled but still funny

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