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Blonde's Year in Review


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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was

too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to

print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit

in printer !!!


March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle

in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"


April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power

went out!!!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong

instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those

little packets!!!


June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a

lake with a slope.


July - Lost breast stroke swimming

competition.....learned later, the other swimmers

cheated, they used their arms!!!


August - Got locked out of my car in rain

storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.


September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't



October - Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel.


November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days

instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!


December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's

no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!


What a year!!

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