hot rod truck Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me." His wife was hurt, but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed. On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, and I've been so conscience-stricken since you told me, but since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation; I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me." The husband froze at the top of his back swing, and then threw a fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers. He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul...and all these years you've been playing off the ladies tees!" Some things are sacred. Enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04silveradoclone07ss Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 o thats good. i have to tell my dad that he loves golf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kim Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jond983 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> c'mon kim just think about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted November 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> c'mon kim just think about it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Surely, you've chased or played with little white balls before ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Ping pong No j/k, Mom read it and explained. Sometimes I have blonde moments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jond983 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 wowwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Ping pong No j/k, Mom read it and explained. Sometimes I have blonde moments <{POST_SNAPBACK}> blonde huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 There's no good excuse for cheating at golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Ping pong No j/k, Mom read it and explained. Sometimes I have blonde moments <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My wife has those, too. I have to explain just about every joke to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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