tawss04 Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up. Damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now." "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here? "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in the damn bank." "I see," says t he manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 BUT DAMN FUNNY ALL OVER AGAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hot rod truck Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Damn good joke even if it's a damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Damn good joke even if it's a damn <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mbpsychoSS Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Still funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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