tawss04 Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 damn I need to try this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxerrider Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 xmas turkey is going to be interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Good one! Your mom has a good sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonm Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I've seen this one before... Still good though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonman316 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006SilverSS Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbpsychoSS Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 gotta try this one one the sister in law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever a Fan Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissfans03ss Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Can you say gulible.good one mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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