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:cheers: The Beer Prayer :cheers:

 

Our Lager

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink.

 

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home, as in the tavern.

 

Give us this day our foamy heads,

and forgive us our spillages,

as we forgive those who spill,

against us.

 

And leads us not into incarceration,

but deliver us from hangovers.

 

For thine is the beer,

the bitter, the lager,

for ever and ever

 

BARMEN!

 

Enjoy! :D

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:driving: The Power and the Glory :driving:

 

 

The V-Eight is my Sheppard

I shall ALLWAYS Want

It Maketh me Burnout on Black Pavements

It Leadeth me down busy freeways

It Restoreth my soul

It Leadeth me in the parth of Quickness

For its name sake.

 

 

 

Yea, Though I drive through the valley of Rice,

I shall fear no Turbo, for Torque art with me!

Thy Headers and Posi, They comfort me

 

 

 

Thou preparest a track for me,

In the presence of mine enemies:

Thou hast Anointed my bearings with Oil

My Truck Overpowers.

 

 

 

Surely Traction and Victory shall follow me

All the Days of my Life.

And I shall dwell in the house of the High

Performance V-Eight

Forever and EVER...Amen!

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:driving: The Power and the Glory :driving:

 

 

The V-Eight is my Sheppard

I shall ALLWAYS Want

It Maketh me Burnout on Black Pavements

It Leadeth me down busy freeways

It Restoreth my soul

It Leadeth me in the parth of Quickness

For its name sake.

 

 

 

Yea, Though I drive through the valley of Rice,

I shall fear no Turbo, for Torque art with me!

Thy Headers and Posi, They comfort me

 

 

 

Thou preparest a track for me,

In the presence of mine enemies:

Thou hast Anointed my bearings with Oil

My Truck Overpowers.

 

 

 

Surely Traction and Victory shall follow me

All the Days of my Life.

And I shall dwell in the house of the High

Performance V-Eight

Forever and EVER...Amen!

 

 

I have a turbo you might fear, it blows a V8

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:driving: The Power and the Glory :driving:

 

 

The V-Eight is my Sheppard

I shall ALLWAYS Want

It Maketh me Burnout on Black Pavements

It Leadeth me down busy freeways

It Restoreth my soul

It Leadeth me in the parth of Quickness

For its name sake.

 

 

 

Yea, Though I drive through the valley of Rice,

I shall fear no Turbo, for Torque art with me!

Thy Headers and Posi, They comfort me

 

 

 

Thou preparest a track for me,

In the presence of mine enemies:

Thou hast Anointed my bearings with Oil

My Truck Overpowers.

 

 

 

Surely Traction and Victory shall follow me

All the Days of my Life.

And I shall dwell in the house of the High

Performance V-Eight

Forever and EVER...Amen!

 

"Yea, Though I drive through the valley of Rice" ... :crackup:

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