hot rod truck Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Volpe?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" Four months vacation and five good leads." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006_superado Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 lmao.. good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 thats good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Aren't altar boys only like 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PladdPezzPunk Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 hillarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted December 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Aren't altar boys only like 11 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you're talking about the ones the priests date...yes Butt... there are also older altar boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z4pp Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 LOL LOL LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 that's the way to do it great post ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 gotta try that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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