BlackSS04 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and gasping for breath. "What's happening?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," her husband replies. The blonde rushes downstairs, grabs the phone, and as she's dialing, her 4-year-old son runs up and says: "Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet and she has no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom and opens the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, naked. "You rotten bitch," she screams, "my husband's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mbpsychoSS Posted December 22, 2006 Report Share Posted December 22, 2006 Those poor Blondes .................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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