BAD2THEBONEBLACKSS Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 A buddy sent this to me . It might be a Repost but I thought it was pretty funny so I thought I would post it. 2006 Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tonman316 Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Edited December 19, 2006 by tonman316 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PladdPezzPunk Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 but definately a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 but definately a good one <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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