DeeHutch Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 A young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. > > As she looks about the store she notices a box full of live frogs. > > > > The sign says: "Pet Sex Frogs! Only $20! Comes with complete > > instructions." > > > > The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. > > After looking at the instructions... > > > > 1. Take a shower. > > 2. Splash on some nice perfume. > > 3. Slip into a very sexy nighttime. > > 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog > > to do what he has been trained to do. > > > > ...she gets even more excited, and whispered softly to the man behind > > the counter, "I'll take one." > > > > As soon as she gets home she follows the instructions to the letter -- > > but to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and > > quite upset. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of > > the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call > > the pet store." > > > > So the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over." > > > > Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him > > in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. > > The damn frog just sits there." > > > > The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into > > its eyes and sternly says: > > "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more > > time...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perk03z06 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 NOT a bad idea ... *ponders* ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmalibuss Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 NOT a bad idea ... *ponders* ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26dub_SS Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Imma try that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 NOICE! great post ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeHutch Posted December 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 NOT a bad idea ... *ponders* ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm right there with ya.......and living 5 miles from UT's campus makes it even easier...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PladdPezzPunk Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 but a great one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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