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Sex Frogs


DeeHutch

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A young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.

> > As she looks about the store she notices a box full of live frogs.

> >

> > The sign says: "Pet Sex Frogs! Only $20! Comes with complete

> > instructions."

> >

> > The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.

> > After looking at the instructions...

> >

> > 1. Take a shower.

> > 2. Splash on some nice perfume.

> > 3. Slip into a very sexy nighttime.

> > 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog

> > to do what he has been trained to do.

> >

> > ...she gets even more excited, and whispered softly to the man behind

> > the counter, "I'll take one."

> >

> > As soon as she gets home she follows the instructions to the letter --

> > but to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and

> > quite upset. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of

> > the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call

> > the pet store."

> >

> > So the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."

> >

> > Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him

> > in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.

> > The damn frog just sits there."

> >

> > The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into

> > its eyes and sternly says:

 

 

> > "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more

> > time...."

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