DeeHutch Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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drako Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Thats a keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allballz57 Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Finally an explanation of my screen name!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 If I had balls they would be removed shortly after I did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Thats a keeper Great one! Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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06redSSrwd Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 that was awesome! ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 That was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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