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(yeah it's crude!)


Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are shopping downtown and spy the redhead's boyfriend buying flowers. The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."


The blonde looks quizzically at her: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"


The redhead replies: "I love the flowers, but he always has expectations afterwards, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."


The blonde says: "...Don't you have a vase?"


Mr. P. :)

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