Kim Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU ARE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along w hen available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 but hey, you have not been aroun in awhile i'll cut you a break this time buster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KJT13 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 but hey, you have not been aroun in awhile i'll cut you a break this time buster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsJac Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Thats a good one. I never heard that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kim Posted January 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 but hey, you have not been aroun in awhile i'll cut you a break this time buster Sorry I must have missed that one in my 30some odd pages of new posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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