rivierakid55 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT In January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long...... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 i love fiction. ain't gonna happen!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 thats just wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 thats funny as hell SCREW HILARY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 thats funny as hell SCREW HILARYNo thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbpsychoSS Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Love it Billery clinton .........like she's got a chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rivierakid55 Posted January 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Love it Billery clinton .........like she's got a chance i dont like her either but most smart people will already tell you a democrat is going to win the next election so why not her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 jotd, hillary's first night in the oval office Didn't her husband get it renamed the ORAL office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonm Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Love it Billery clinton .........like she's got a chance i dont like her either but most smart people will already tell you a democrat is going to win the next election so why not her? 'Cause she was already the president for two terms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Love it Billery clinton .........like she's got a chance i dont like her either but most smart people will already tell you a democrat is going to win the next election so why not her? 'Cause she was already the president for two terms! well kinda, she had him on a "short leash" if you know what i mean, but Monica was tugging at it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 love it! :lol: ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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