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A man from Indiana dies and is sent to Hell.

He had been a horrible man his entire life.

The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a

sledge hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the

temperature and the humidity.

 

After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his

victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The

devil is aghast as the Hoosier is happily swinging

his hammer and whistling a happy tune.

The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't

understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's

humid, you're crushing rocks, why are you so happy?"

 

The man, with a big smile, looks at the devil and

replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in

Indiana. Hot, humid, a good place to work. It

reminds me of home. This is fantastic! "

 

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to

ponder the man's remarks. Then he decides to drop

the temperature, send down a driving rain and

torrential wind.

 

Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.

 

Walking in mud up to his knees, and rain blowing

into his eyes, the man is happily slogging through

the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.

 

Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such

conditions.

 

The man replies, "This is great! Just like April in

Indiana. It reminds me of working out in the yard

with spring planting!"

 

The devil is now completely baffled but more

determined to make him suffer. He makes the

temperature plummet.

 

Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice.

Confident that this will surely make him unhappy,

the devil checks in on him.

 

He is again aghast at what he sees. The man is

dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as

he cavorts in glee.

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40

below zero!?" screams the devil.

 

Jumping up and down, he throws a snowball at the

devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over!"

"This means the Colts finally won the Super Bowl!"

 

Great game :cheers:

Bear fans have nothing to be ashamed of

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All well, didnt really care much i just dont like the colts so i wanted bears to win, dont really care mcuh for football since the cowboys lost to the seahawks....Im more intrested in who will be coaching the cowboys nxt season!

 

But now the NFL is over...time for official NBA mode

 

Go Mavs! Which are doing great by the way!

 

 

Oh yeah! Did yall catch that caddie manning got for MVP?

It was Sweet!

 

 

 

Onyx :cool:

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