DeeHutch Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 Why I fired my secretary Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. . I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake . Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday. And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyc_2006_SS Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 oh sh!T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :crackup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen.One05 Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 :crackup: That would SUCK!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwarren Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 OOPS...caught in your birthday suit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 OOPS...caught in your birthday suit!! Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 YIKES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSThunder Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 It's your birthday so you have to be in your birthday suit sooner or later lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PladdPezzPunk Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 thats pretty great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nxtnlne Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 No happy ending? Awww..man.... YEah that would suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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desertss Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 my birthday is coming up in 2 weeks, now where do i find a secretary? while i am at it, where do i find a wife and kids. and i guess i need to iron the wrinkles out of my birthday suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jond983 Posted February 6, 2007 Report Share Posted February 6, 2007 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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