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A redneck man gets married to a redneck woman, they have a traditional church wedding then afterward proceed to their hotel for their honeymoon. Being their 1st night of marriage they start getting a little wild until the wife stops her new husband and says, "Before we do this, i want you to know that i'm a virgin."

The redneck is so startled by this news that he runs out of the hotel and runs all the way home to his father.


Once with his father he tells him, "Dad, she's a virgin! what do i do? I don't know what to do!"


To which the father replies, "Son i hate to break it to ya, but if she ain't good enough for her family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours!"



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