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misterp

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(not mine, I lifted it from http://www.stophernow.com)

 

Bill and Hillary are visiting her old home town when the presidential motorcade stops for gas. Hillary leans over to Bill and says, "Look - see the guy pumping gas? I used to date him back in high school!"

 

Bill looks for a quick moment and says, "Well just think honey; if you'd married him, you'd be married to a grease monkey!"

 

Hillary replies, "...no Bill, if I married him he would have been President."

 

 

Mr. P. :)

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