Brothels and witches

[Black2003SS]

Three guys are walking through the southwestern desert. They are hot, hungry, thristy among other things.

 

After a couple of days, they come acrossed an old ghost town that appears to be empty. After searching for supplies in the town, they see one building that still looks in tact. They walk up to the door and it slowly opens. They go inside.

 

Once inside they are met by a very short, plump, old lady. She welcomes them to her brothel. They are shocked, because among other things, they are horny too. The madam explains how things work at the house, gets them something to drink, and then directs them upstairs to individual rooms where a girl is waiting for each of them. The guys can't wait.

 

They each go upstairs and about an hour later, all three of them are on their way back down. They thank the madam, collect some more supplies, pay, and leave.

 

Once out of town, they are very very quiet, kind of stumbling along with hands in pocket. Finally, after the town is almost out of site, one stops and turns around and says "Somethin aint right". The other guy says, "Yeah, you aint kidding." The third guy is silent. The two start talking about their experience. One mentions how cold and plastic feeling his girl was, the other mentions how his girl didnt moan, dint move, she just laid there, legs spread in the air. They both agree that something was definetly not right about their girls. They turn to the third guy who is still silent.

 

They ask him if his was the same way...he says "No, mine was far more weird!" They ask "why do you say that?"

 

He says "Because, I think she was a witch!"

 

Guys "Huh? WTF?" "How do you know?"

 

He says "Well..." pauses..."I bit her on her tit, she farted...and then flew out the window!"

 

 

 

Edited February 24, 2007 by Black2003SS (see edit history)