Fallen.One05 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 > U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon > an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. > On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar > but less serious state. > The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both > men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. > The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the > highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw > each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I > yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag. > He yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a > good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk." > "So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a mean-spirited > lesbian! > He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" > "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a > truck hit us" > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chevcup47 Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 soo funny and also soo true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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