BlackSS04 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 (edited) heres some crazy facts: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Edited March 12, 2007 by BlackSS04 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 those are fun thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmids5.3l Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 The question is how many times a day do pigs have intercourse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsupersport Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 thank god i'm a pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 oink oink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big O Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 And I always thought it was an insult when my wife called me a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perk03z06 Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) - Is that before or after the cat drank that gallon of antifreeze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006_superado Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 thats some funny stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetWithIt Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 ...................crazy...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 Thats some very cool stuff there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 the last one is not true, there is also a primate called bonobos who mate for pleasure ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirt.boy Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 The question is how many times a day do pigs have intercourse less than 48 i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allballz57 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 You sure got eh perty mouth, now squeel boy--weeeeeeeeeeeeee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 my ex used to call me a pig all of the time..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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