misterp Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 An extraordinarily handsome man decides it is his duty to marry a perfect woman and sire beautiful children beyond compare. Searching for the perfect woman he meets a redneck with three stunning, gorgeous daughters who positively take his breath away. Explaining his mission to the redneck he asks permission to marry one of them; the Redneck simply replies, "They're-a lookin' to get married, ya' came to the right place; jest look 'em o'er and pick the one ya' want." The man eagerly takes the first daughter home with him, and the next day the Redneck asks his opinion: "well," says the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, pigeon-toed." The redneck thoughtfully nods and suggests a date with one of the other girls, so the man goes out with the second daughter. Again the redneck asks how things went: "well", the man says, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed." With a slow considerate nod the redneck again suggests a date with the third girl, just to see if things might be better... The next morning the man rushes in, "She's perfect! Just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" And the redneck arranges to wed them right away. Months later the greatly aniticpated baby was born; the man was horrified to see the ugliest, most pathetic infant imaginable. Devastated and enraged he goes straight to his father-in-law and asks how such a thing could could happen considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the Redneck, "...she was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her." Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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montanass Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 muahahahahahhahahahahaahah...... (3 1/2 minutes later: ) ....ahahahahahahahahah good one P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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06redSSrwd Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 that's why you should always check the plumbing! ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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misterp Posted March 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 that's why you should always check the plumbing! ES No doubt. True fatherhood statistic - one in seven children are being raised by a man who believes he's the biological father, I shit you not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 thats some funny sh*t right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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