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"Well I'm not buying it, says the Glue Sniffing Toothfairy!! Next thing you know, your daughter is nocked up, and there is change missing off your dresser. I've seen it a thousand times"

 

and

 

"Anybody can take a dump in a box and mark it Garunteed"

 

 

Tommy Boy!

 

"I never told you it was a three way?me and the silo,and he wasn't stirring corn in there if you know what I mean"

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What am I, chopped liver? We have an unresolved movie quote...

 

"When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face."

Donnie Darko

 

"Merry Christmas.........The Sh*tter Was Full." :lol:

Christmas Vacation

 

Now:

 

"Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep ****er!!"

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Donnie Darko

Christmas Vacation

 

Now:

 

"Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep ****er!!"

 

Jay and Silent Bob strike back

 

Now,

My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels.

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Jay and Silent Bob strike back

 

Now,

My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star, were innocent victims when they were destroyed by the Rebels.

 

Clerks.

 

Now:

"When you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast."

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Clerks.

 

Now:

"When you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast."

big trouble little china?

 

repeat...

"Jesus Bethany, You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitro-glycerin factory"

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big trouble little china?

 

repeat...

"Jesus Bethany, You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitro-glycerin factory"

Christmas Vaction.

 

"I grew up in a tough neighborhood. They always said you could get further with a kind word and a gun, than you could with just a kind word."

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Christmas Vaction.

 

"I grew up in a tough neighborhood. They always said you could get further with a kind word and a gun, than you could with just a kind word."

"The Untouchables"

 

It's so quiet in here, you could hear a fish fart.

Man, that's and old one, "Lucky Lady"

 

"I'm talking to an empty telephone, 'cause there is a dead man on the other end of this ****in' line."

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