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"he's had a crush on that bench for a long time." "hey, can you get an STD from a polar bear?"

Out cold.

 

"...Soon as I git home, first thang I'm gonna do is punch your mamma in da mouth!"

 

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"... a legend and a out-a-work bum look a lot alike, daddy."

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Next one.

We're not naming the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses that eats paste. Give name, like Nick. Nick's your pal. Nick's a guy you can drink beer with, and doesn't mind if you puke in his car. Sorry, vomit.

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Grandmas boy. love that movie. "Man that was ****ed up,if it was yall I would've helped yall""What about time he tryed to choke me & smoke in the backyard?" "Oh,that was different"

Friday.

 

 

Lowrider Donnie. Donnie, Lowrider.

 

 

-K-

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ha!

Gimmie a Diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper, im in a got damned hurry!

 

Daddy, my hat blew off. I hope your head was in it!!

 

"Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, but that cray sombitch just tried to drive right up under my truck!" :lol:

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Daddy, my hat blew off. I hope your head was in it!!

"Duck or your gonna be talkin out your @ss!"

"You sumb*tches couldn't close an umbrella."

 

 

 

Next...........

"Woah, what a dream I was having. Louie Armstrong was trying to kill me."

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"Duck or your gonna be talkin out your @ss!"

"You sumb*tches couldn't close an umbrella."

 

 

 

Next...........

"Woah, what a dream I was having. Louie Armstrong was trying to kill me."

 

i dont think anyones gonna get that one. give us a hint?

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