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must read for anyone living in or going to California


zanis520

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Driving in California:

 

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real California driver never uses them.

 

2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

 

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

 

4. Never, ever, come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.

 

(That's why they call it a California Stop)

 

5. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving you a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

 

6. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.

 

7. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not enforceable in California during rush hour.

 

8. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a California driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

 

9. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire or getting a ticket.

 

10. Learn to swerve abruptly. California is the home of the high-speed slalom driving, thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.

 

11. It is traditional in California to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green.

 

12. Remember that the goal of every California driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.

 

13. In the California area, "flipping someone off" is considered a polite California salute. This gesture should always be returned

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