DGIEPSS Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 My Private Part Died Today! An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas,when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that... Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!! "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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brobradh77 Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 one ups manship going on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 When your old you can get away with sh*t like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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