WI_Dave Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________ ________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ____________________________________________ 7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. ____________________________________________ 8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic . ____________________________________________ 9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. ____________________________________________ 10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat that last donut. ____________________________________________ 11) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. ____________________________________________ 12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex: "Are you in?" ____________________________________________ 13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex: "Honey, I'm home!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Haha priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8R Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Good Stuff.... Nothing better then an awesome one liner..... I like the Nudist colony ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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06redSSrwd Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 hahahaha awesome! ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 Those are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 I like #8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Z4pp Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Jewish Dilemma ROFL good stuff man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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