zanis520 Posted March 29, 2007 Report Share Posted March 29, 2007 this could be a repost im not sure, anyways, enjoy TOP 30 REASONS WHY TRUCKS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN. 1. You can look at pictures of nice trucks all you want to and not feel like a pervert. 2. You can lust after another truck and your current truck won't care. 3. You can hang any kind of truck picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble. 4. Women can't go 200 miles per hour. 5. A woman can't carry four of your friends on a road trip. 6. You can replace your truck any time you want and not feel bad. 7. A truck doesn't have girlfriend trucks that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her. 8. You can't install sub-woofers in a woman. 9. You can rub and wax a truck in your driveway and not get arrested. 10. Trucks don't care if you leave them in the garage overnight. 11. Trucks don't care if you go on a trip for three weeks and don't call them. 12. I f you are nice enough, your friend will almost always let you borrow their truck. 13. You can get together with friends and compare trucks and not sound like pigs. 14. Trucks don't get mad at you for no reason every 28 days. 15. You can have two trucks at once and they won't be jealous of each other. 16. Trucks don't have relatives that you have to be nice to. 17. You can always test drive a truck before making a commitment. 18. Trucks come with an owners manual. 19. Your truck does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on. 20. You have 100% complete control over the direction of that truck at all times. 21. You can stare at nice trucks in a parking lot and your truck won't care. 22. You can't put a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT-S*IT!" on a woman. 23. Trucks could not care less about commitment. 24. You don't mind too much if your friends always want a ride in your truck. 25. If your truck is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner truck. 26. If you are 21, you can legally rent a truck. 'Nuff said.. 27. You can complain about how ratty your truck looks and people think it's funny. 28. You can sell your truck to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you. 29. A woman does not have keyless entry or remote ignition 30. and finally…. There are 50 year old trucks that still look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huero626 Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 (edited) That's true dude. But nothing can replace a woman, but it's still true. Edited March 30, 2007 by huero626 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthSS Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 This is great! Thanks for posting it. My kid laughed his ass off about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006SilverSS Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 That's true dude. But nothing can replace a woman, but it's still true. He pretty much summed it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 That was good stuff. I enjoyed that. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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