tawss04 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?' 11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And, last but not least: 15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huero626 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Hilarious, funny cause it's true lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Haha, that's great. #11, so wrong, but so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 haha i love numbers 10 and 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 #13 is the best, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS04SS Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 Oh.. I can personally vouch for all of those.... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted April 3, 2007 Report Share Posted April 3, 2007 funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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