misterp Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ten Pet Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not cool, not cool AT all!!! I'm certainly not amused. 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A F***KIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk and not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it, you're only stressing me out. 5. Haircuts with bows or ribbons. NOW you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. That sleight-of-hand fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo another proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Yelling at me for sniffing the crotches of your guests. So Sorry; I haven't mastered that whole handshake thing. 9. Two words: dog. sweaters. Hello?! Haven't you noticed THE FUR? 10. Quit acting disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth - you're just jealous. Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 The last one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 I have a Bulldog. Definitely no #5 for him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 The last one! If I could do that I would never leave the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04SSAWD Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 I just got in trouble for laughing out loud at work. god thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted April 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 I just got in trouble for laughing out loud at work. god thats funny tsk tsk tsk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 I have a Bulldog. Definitely no #5 for him! Bulldogs are awesome! I have always wanted one, but they're expensive. You should post some pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 I have a Bulldog. Definitely no #5 for him! i have a bulldog too. love the last one though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toolhaulerSS Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 ha ha thats pretty good. I dont have a bulldog but I did name him bentley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 That's close to my bulldog's name... Bosley (The Boz) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen.One05 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Surprised there wasn't something mentioned about us stealing they're sexual position.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 The first ones great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jond983 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 If I could do that I would never leave the house funny thing is one of my buddies said the exact same thing today @ school... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huero626 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 If dogs could talk, I'm pretty sure they would tell their owners this lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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