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I like this one.

 

Lil yellow birdie with a lil yellow bil

Landed on my window sill

Lured him in with a lil piece a bread

Then I crushed his lil f***ing head

Me oh my I am such a clutz

I missed his head and hit his nutz

Posted
I like this one.

 

Lil yellow birdie with a lil yellow bil

Landed on my window sill

Lured him in with a lil piece a bread

Then I crushed his lil f***ing head

Me oh my I am such a clutz

I missed his head and hit his nutz

Yep , I remember that one...hehe. The part about the nutz is a new twist. By the way, that one is a marching cadence. The only running cadence I recall was one about a C-130 rollin' down the strip, Airborne Rangers gonna take a little trip. Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door, jump right out on the count of four.

 

Mike

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I'm not sure what branch you serve in, but I have a few Marine Corps Cadences for you. I'm sure you can change a few words around to fit your needs.

 

 

Tale of the Recon Marine

 

Way way back in the dawn of time

In the Valley of Death where the sun don't shine

A mighty fighting man was made

From an M-16 and a live grenade

He looked mighty big with his ALICE pack

He drove mighty mean with his Cadillac

This mighty fighting lean green machine

Goes by the title of a Recon Marine

Roll on your left

And roll your right

Roll on your left

We love to double time!

 

Tarzan and Jane

 

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' from a vine,

Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine.

Jane missed the vine and down she fell,

When she hit the ground she let out a yell,

Ai-e-ai

mmm mmm

feels good

Ai-e-ai

mmm mmm

real good

 

Tarzan and Cheetah were swingin' from a vine,

Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine.

Cheetah missed the vine and then he fell,

when he hit the ground he gave a little yell,

Ai-e-ai

mmm mmm

feels good

Ai-e-ai

mmm mmm

real good

 

Born in the woods

 

Born in the woods

Raised by a bear

Double shot of dog teeth

Triple coat of hair

Two brass balls

And a cast iron rod

He's a bad mother fuc*er

He's a Marine by God

 

M - Mean as hell

A - All the time

R - Rough and tough

I - In the mud

N - Never quit

E - Every day

 

Mama and Papa lying in bed

 

Mama and papa were lying in bed

Mama rolled over and this is what she said

I want to live a life of danger

I want to be a mountain climber

I've gotta be a scuba diver

 

1775

 

Back in 1775

My Marine Corps came alive

First there came the color blue,

to show the world that we are true

Next there came the color red,

to show the world the blood we shed

Finally there came the color green,

to show the world that we are mean

 

My Grandaddy was a horse Marine

 

My grandaddy was a horse Marine

He was born wearing green

He ate steaks eight inches thick

Picked his teeth with a swaggert stick

 

Kicking and a fighting and running all day

Grandaddy knew no other way

Busting out windows, kicking out doors

Trying to get even with the squids on the shore

Lived everyday of his life in the Corps

So they sent him off to war

Went to the Pacific to fight the Japanese

Got some shrapnel in the knees

Went to the country called Vietnam

To fight some people called the Viet Cong

Found himself in a firefight

Come back home in a medivac flight

 

Now grandaddy is sitting there

Marking time in a rocking chair

 

C130 rolling down the strip

 

C130 rolling down the strip

Recon daddy gonna take a little trip

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door

Jump right out and shout MARINE CORPS!

 

If my chute don't open wide

I've got another one by my side

If that one should fail me too

Look out ground, I'm coming after you

 

Recon Marines are mighty bold

 

I don't know but I've been told

Recon Marines are mighty bold

You see us coming, better step aside

The last ones didn't and the last ones died

 

I've got a story

I've got a story that's never been told

About a recon Marine that was brave and bold

He jumped from the sky in the middle of the night

When he hit the ground he was ready to fight

Hookin' and a jabbin'

Stickin' and a stabbin'

Killin him some commies

 

Grease gun and Kabar by his side

These are the tools that make men die

Hookin' and a jabbin'

Stickin' and a stabbin'

Killin him some commies

 

Johnny went downtown

 

Mamma told Johnny not to go downtown

The Marine Corps recruiter was hanging around

Johnny went downtown anyway

To see what the recruiter had to say

Recruiter asked Johnny what he wanted to be

Johnny said I want to join the infantry

 

Johnny caught a plane out to Vietnam

There, he fought the Viet-Cong

Many he killed by knife and blade

God only knows how many lives he saved

Well Johnny was bold and Johnny was brave

Johnny jumped on a hand grenade

Saved the lives of the men he lead

But before he died, this is what he said

Mamma, Mamma, don't you cry

The Marine Corps motto is Semper Fi!

 

Navy, Navy, I'm in doubt

 

Navy, Navy, I'm in doubt

Why your belly's are sticking out

Is it whiskey or is it wine?

Or is it lack of PT time?

Join up

Roll with us

1 mile

no good

2 miles

no good

3 miles

getting better

4 miles

breaking sweat

5 miles

breathing harder

6 miles

girl scouts

7 miles

boy scouts

8 miles

now we're talking

9 miles

almost there

10 miles

Marine Corps!

Ooh Rah!

Oh Yea!

Posted

I'm in the Air Force; yesterday I ran from my environmentally controlled work area (72 degrees year round) to my truck in the parking lot because it was drizzling rain. It was a good 100 yds and I almost slipped in the grass.

Posted
I'm in the Air Force; yesterday I ran from my environmentally controlled work area (72 degrees year round) to my truck in the parking lot because it was drizzling rain. It was a good 100 yds and I almost slipped in the grass.

 

 

I wish that was the only run I did today. I had a 5 mile Boots and Utes (Utilities) run today. I thought I was going to die in this NC heat.

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